Pie flavored toothpaste
Pie flavored toothpaste by AR15 December 14, 2008
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Tijuana toothpaste
A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.
First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
Tijuana toothpaste by Pepper May 13, 2005
Toothpaste Jenga
A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.
L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
Toothpaste Jenga by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009
toothpaste tongue
toothpaste tongue by scbe6811 September 2, 2010
Unclean Toothpaste
The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.
Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.
Unclean Toothpaste by yeayea friedman February 21, 2011
The Toothpaste Rule
It is a term for a day of adjustment.It is a rule where when you change something, it takes one day to adjust. Like when you buy a new tube of toothpaste and use it for the first time you find it awful but the next time you totally forget about it. Or when you drive on the other side of the road in another country , it takes one day to adjust to the change.
"Oh, it's like the toothpaste rule"
"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "
"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."
"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "
"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "
"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."
"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "
The Toothpaste Rule by Piewarrior June 20, 2016
Elephant Toothpaste
The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”
Class: “Fuck you!”
Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
Class: “Fuck you!”
Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
Elephant Toothpaste by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019