Beefy Tomatoes 

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

Beefy Tomatoes by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012

Fatal tomatoes 

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

Fatal tomatoes by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

sweet tomatoes

delicious restaurant that has the best salad, soup, and pasta and a kickass ice cream machine

Person 1: Man I'm hungry.
Person 2: Hey let's go to sweet tomatoes.
Person 1: Okay!

sweet tomatoes by nokami February 20, 2009

Tomatord 

God of tomatoes

Person 1: do u have any tomatoes?
Person 2: Tomatord does B)

Tomatord by Pastelray July 30, 2019

play tomatoes 

When Ethan V. fingers and/or licks Mrs. Yates pussy

Cole C. Play tomatoes with Nicole V.

play tomatoes by floafi2626 February 20, 2009

beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving

Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

beans greens potatoes tomatoes by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016

Tomatoe Terry 

n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer.

When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.

This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.

"Oh man, that asshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of Bloody Mary's!"

"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."

"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"

Tomatoe Terry by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009