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the robert special 

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

Ride the Rubber Rail 

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

The Robert Pattinson 

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.
'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

lay the rubber 

When you take offa used condom ( rubber) and throw it out on the ground.
After I gave her some I had to lay the rubber.
lay the rubber by Buck Steel November 23, 2007

the rubber gummer 

the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's
keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.

the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways.
the rubber gummer by honkytonk23 January 25, 2011

Tow the rubber 

While banging with a condom, pulling out leaving the cum filled rubber inside a skank, forcing her to deal with it.
I was nailing this whore the other night and made her "tow the rubber" to the bathroom.
Tow the rubber by Douche Bagalow September 3, 2009