the biggest chokers in history 

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

the biggest chokers in history by Nick D October 27, 2004

choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

choke-the-monkey by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

choke the chicken 

see masturbate

choke the chicken by sophia April 21, 2003

choke the boa 

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.

Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!

choke the boa by Da choka March 4, 2007

Choke the yoke 

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.

I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.

Choke the yoke by The real John June 2, 2018

choked the shit out of her 

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

choked the shit out of her by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

choke the smurf 

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

choke the smurf by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008