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The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"

cover the face, bomb the base 

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

stoned to the bajesus

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus
stoned to the bajesus by 2fiver October 5, 2003

Hair at the base 

-It describes a grown man situation. Being that the if the Dick has hair at its base, then it belongs to a grown man.

-Used to describe something manly, Gnarly, rad, boss, dope, or awesome.
Example 1
-"Dude this UFC match has hair at the base."

-"What?"

-"It's dope as balls"

Example 2
-*sluurrp* "DAMN this Slurpee has hair at the base."

Example 3
- "Yooo that steezy kickflip back tail had hair at the base!"

chill the base 

1. Used as a way to describe the act of 'hanging out' or 'chilling'

2. A way to suggest someone to calm down.
1. Person One: "What are you guys up too?"
Person Two: "Nothing much man, just chilling the base"

2. "Dude just chill the base."
chill the base by Bob Wasnick June 20, 2008

reverse the base 

To add acidic liquid to crack for injection purposes
reverse the base: Lemon juice, kool-Ade you get the message
reverse the base by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012