"John is late for
work because supposably his
car blew up again this morning."
"Kate showed up to
work at noon the day after St. Patrick's Day because supposably her dog turned the stove on and set her house on fire."
"My doctor says I have the flu, but my cousin's girlfriend Moonbeam says my chakras are unbalanced and I need my body energy fields smoothed out by a shaman, supposably."