Suck My Weiner 

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

Suck My Weiner by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

suck my dick pdsb 

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

suck my dick pdsb by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

suck my dick 

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

suck my dick by massive cock March 2, 2017

suck my hog

suck my hog another way to tell someone to suck my dick a little less offensive but carries the same message

dude you stole my toy car collection

man i did not steal your toy car collection you can suck my hog

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are not evan funny you can suck my hog

suck my hog by littlejimmie March 13, 2019

suck my chops 

To pour hot sauce over one's anus and lick it off.

"Jack sucked Mac's chops!"
Or
"Hey babe, wanna suck my chops?"

suck my chops by _chaz March 1, 2016

suck my ass 

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

suck my ass by jmack5646 August 7, 2006

Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....

Suck My Balls by I AM YOUR BANANA! January 8, 2015