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Foreign exchange student 

Most awesome person you will ever meet.
Exchange students willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home country, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit.
Usually, a foreign exchange student will have a funny accent and not speak your language very well. This is all the more reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking.
In conclusion, mad props to all exchange students out there
Damn, look at that hot new foreign exchange student! I can't understand a word they're saying, but they sure seem pretty freaking awesome.
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AP Student 

Supposedly the academically-gifted. That can be true, however, we like to believe that AP stands for "Advanced Procrastinator." We often don't care about what we're learning, we just want that weighted average. We casually share answers, discuss test and essay questions, and occasionally sleep in class. Our assignments aren't normally started until the night before their due-date at the earliest, yet they're all turned in on time. We hardly ever study - only the last 10 minutes before a test. It's a competition of who knows the most in class. The only time we seriously study is the two days before the AP Exams. We get excited talking about the essays afterward.
AP Student: I was up 'til 1:30 last night writing my AP World essay.

Non-AP Student: Didn't you have two weeks to write it?

AP Student: Yeah, but I didn't feel like doing it.
AP Student by fkjljkdslaj June 28, 2011

stupidestrian 

Someone who walks in front of a moving vehicle. (see also Stupedestrian)
Sarah walked out into the road without looking, she's such a stupidestrian. (see also Stupedestrian)

stupidentally 

Occurring unexpectedly or unintentionally after doing something so stupid, careless or negligent that it should have been obvious that you would run into trouble.
The officer stupidentally shot three other officers while trying to stop a pit bull that was attacking them.
stupidentally by JP Burke September 8, 2008

igcse student 

Someone who is always stressed and have no time or energy for anything and must study and submit evidence 24/7. Might also get depressed several times a year, especially in January, May, June, August, October and November.
Can also work under pressure efficiently as IGCSE students got used to being stressed depressed lemon zest all year long.
Oh look! She's looks stressed. She must be an IGCSE student.

Missouri Students Association 

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.
I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.

dean of students 

A Man/Woman hired by a school to walk around with a stick up their ass.
Billy was called to the office by the dean of students for no good reason.
dean of students by bigloeboz February 5, 2018