color me stoked 

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

color me stoked by okayamelia June 13, 2018

pee is stored in the balls 

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

pee is stored in the balls by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Stoned 

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

Pee is stored in the balls 

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

remember pee is stored in the balls

Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

Black guy stole my bike 

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"

Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

Black guy stole my bike by Harro Erryone September 7, 2010