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The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"
by brahm2 September 27, 2003
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Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
by jennriffic September 30, 2011
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From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004
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Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping
He started to stapler her
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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Someone who takes too long with a stapler
Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!
by Nick February 4, 2005
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An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.
"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."
by xsed, February 23, 2013
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