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Squirtle 

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.
John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.
Squirtle by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009

squirtle 

To take a leak; to relieve oneself
Gonna take a squirtle
squirtle by sero August 22, 2004

squirtle 

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
squirtle by Naomi February 3, 2005

squirtle 

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.
squirtle by jackass34 December 3, 2009

squirtle 

Look! I found a squirtle!
squirtle by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

Squirtle 

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.
1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!
Squirtle by C. Dub. January 30, 2007