splickity lit 

downing alcoholic beverages in rapid succession causing drunkeness in a short amount of time

After downing four shots of tequila in 10 minutes I was well on my way to getting splickity lit.

splickity lit by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010

stinky slinky 

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump

"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."

stinky slinky by errataagain October 6, 2009

splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018

Shlink 

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

Shlink by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

Slink 

Sneaky link just made simpler.

Friend: oh my god who are you texting?!
Me: oh just my slinks.
Friend: your slinks?
Me: yeah my *sneaky links!*

Slink by LiterallyJohanna December 16, 2022

meat slinky 

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare

"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."

meat slinky by errataagain October 6, 2009

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

Shlinkenminkle by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009