spit roast
spit roast by Jenn010 July 7, 2006
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This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
Spit Roast by TristanClark June 2, 2010
Spit Roast
In hetrosexual terms: The sexual act or process of a female party lodging herself between mulitple sexually rampant males while receiving anal and/or vaginal penetration and felating the erect male.
The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.
The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.
Male A: "That cum guzzling slut got ravaged last night"
Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"
Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"
Spit Roast by Kyzer & Roach March 21, 2009
Spit Roast
Spit Roast by Bubba May 10, 2004
spit roast
To give or to make a spit roast to a woman, means to have oral sex with her by licking her clit and vagina.
spit roast by Ariel T. Spinner May 30, 2006
Spit Roast
woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.
see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.
Spit Roast by chickbasher101 December 9, 2008
spit roast
To spit onto a guy's dick and then lick or suck it off. Done while giving head, upon the guys request.
spit roast by mikeyboi December 18, 2004