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sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting 

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

Dicks Sporting Goods

They sell dicks at cheap prices.
AY lets get some of that Dicks sporting goods

I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead 

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.
Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

you starting? 

A chav term meaning "do you want ot fight"
Boy: "Hey Random chav you suck"
Chav: " you starting? I'll fucking 'av ya"

sporting 

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.
He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.
sporting by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005