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Spartan Ski Club 

The sexiest group of people known. All the female officers are unbelievably slutty, straight Jersey Turnpike. The word cum will be used in every email at least 3 times. If you see a finger dick at a party just give a good yank and move on. A place where Flip Cup is an Olympic sport. A group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw doggin’ some randoms. But most of all, it’s a GUARANTEED GOOD TIME!!!
"I got so fucking trashed last night, I wound up naked next to four hot bitches this morning. You gotta love a Spartan Ski Club party."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."
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Meet The Spartans 

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.
Meet The Spartans by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

Spartaning 

When someone describes something as madness and you respond my shouting this is sparta and viciously kick them in the chest.
Last night we were waiting in the queue for Halo reach, my friend Jake got so anoyed that he shouted out " god this queue is madness" So I responded by shouting " this is sparta" and kicked him in the chest, he got up like what the fuck, and I told him, it's called spartaning, we've been doing it ever since.
Spartaning by Fortehfuckin'lolz. October 1, 2010

Spartan Mask 

When a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes and on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan mask
“Oi Mate, I just spartan masked Ashely when she fell asleep. She had no idea.”

SPARTAN gang 

Spartan gang is created by King splen

King splen is an American/Nigeria rapper.
I'm his song he said'dont fuck with the SPARTANS
Spartan gang is defined as an inspiration of the fallen 300 soldiers in the greeks

spartan sex 

The act of engaging in standing doggystyle sex with a female out on a balcony, and when she is about to experience sexual climax, you pull out quickly, yell "This is Sparta!!!!" and when she turns around to ask WTF, you Leonidas-kick her in the mid-sternum, sending her over the balcony ledge and down to her doom.
spartan sex by geraldo at large November 19, 2007