Southpaw Shake 

When a handshake is offered but your right hand is busy - such as while holding two beers or perhaps you're wearing a cast. Your only option is to shake with your left. If handled correctly, it comes off more as a low-five instead of an awkward hand-holding moment between two dudes.

When I turned, Dave had his hand out for a shake. He didn't see me holding my niece's hand, so I gave him a Southpaw Shake with my free one. No gayness.

Southpaw Shake by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Southpaw Slam 

A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?

Southpaw Slam by Totally Not a School Account April 19, 2019

Southpaw Smudge 

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

Southpaw Smudge by JSH774 January 5, 2008

southpaw shocker 

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

southpaw shocker by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021

southpaw dabbler 

When you get a handjob from a left-handed person.

So how did last night go?
Dude, I totally got a southpaw dabbler from that hot lefty with the big tits.

southpaw dabbler by alicefreak December 13, 2007

Southpaw September 

The act of using your non dominant hand for masturbation during the month of September.

Josh: yo bro are you ready for no nut November?
Mike: Nah bro its all about Southpaw September, i gotta work out my left.

Southpaw September by BallsasaurusFlex November 29, 2017

Southpaw Smudge 

when a person dose a 420 to something, and then puts a random fagot on it. then, while straightening it,
performs defenestration on it.

you really southpaw smudged that bully.

Southpaw Smudge by erdfghjmk,kmnbgfvdrghnjgfrgh February 12, 2017