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Yeah I live in Somalia

Somalian Snail Trail 

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.
My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.
Somalis are an ethnic group that is indigenous to the Horn of Africa. They are a prehistoric mix of ancient North Africans (Afro-Asiatic) & Nilo-Saharans (Proto-Nilotes). They are beautiful/handsome people with dark reddish brown-skin, full lips, straight or aquiline noses, & straight, wavy, curly, or kinky hair. Ethnic Somalis are NOT Arabs they are Cushites who are indigenous East Africans. They are also pastoralists with rich ancient history.
Barkhad Cabdi, Iman Abdulmajid, Farmaajo, Amaal Nuux, & Ilhan Omar are all ethnic Somalis.
Somalis by Soomaaliya August 16, 2020
An incorrect grammar form of the standard term "Somali". Calling someone from one of the Somali states (such as Puntland / Jubaland) a Somalian, is like calling a German a Germanian.
I'm not a Somalian, whatever that means. I'm a Somali.
somalian by readyforthemoon55 August 21, 2019

Libertarians-in-Somalia 

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
Where the Army's 10th mountain division finally got noticed.
(Sept 93) Hey the skinnys of this country of Somalia are real peaceful, but then again everywheres got its bad places.
Somalia by Terry Jamison, August 12, 2004