Skip to main content

So Cal Blondtourage 

A group of blond girls “T-hood, J-hood and Rev Rin” known to be the life of all parties in the Southern California area, mainly but not limited to the OC beach and South Bay beach.
When you see these girls it is best to line up shots and enjoy the night, if during a weekday be prepared to use one of your sick days at work.
"Oh man, I ran into So cal Blondtourage last night and had a blast, those girls are so cool."
So Cal Blondtourage by Adam MFB August 27, 2009
So Cal Blondtourage mug front
Get the So Cal Blondtourage mug.
See more merch
I'm so jelly, Jennifer is so so-cal.
So-cal by So-cal sal September 23, 2020

Socal Stroke 

Old School term used Hot Rodders and surfers from the Southern California area, circa the 1970's

Refers to someone who is always making excuses for not following through. Attempting to explain things away by glossing it over or leaving out the sordid details to make it look like it wasn't their fault. A person from Southern California who is full of BS or full of questionable excuses.
We drove all the way to Joe's place in L.A. yesterday to pick up the engine for the hot rod. He still doesn't have it finished. When we confronted him about it, he spun us a bull shit story about all the hold ups on the project. With him, it is the same old Socal Stroke!
Socal Stroke by Azburner December 21, 2010

SoCal Steamer 

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.
Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"
SoCal Steamer by dumpqueen May 9, 2011

SoCal Sober 

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.
"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."
SoCal Sober by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

SoCal Slide

verb. A Southern California driving move during which you cross two or more lanes in one fluid motion without pausing in any of the lanes to check for oncoming traffic, etc. Can only be preformed on highways/freeways with four or more lanes, or three lane highways from the onramp. Classically done from an entrance ramp all the way into the fast lane at 80+ MPH.

Called "Slide" for short.

Found most commonly in North County.

Sibling of the jersey slide
Dang, there is a huge row of traffic coming after this clear spot, I better socal slide into the fast lane before I get stuck in the slow lane forever.

Ever since I moved from Del Mar, I haven't been able to do any good slides, since all the highways are only three lanes.

Dang, Melissa tried to socal slide into the fast lane yesterday, and didn't see the Beemer coming up from the back and we almost died!
SoCal Slide by Ldov September 20, 2007

SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude 

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.