Splooge 'N' Snooze 

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

Splooge 'N' Snooze by Dub Life October 20, 2009

ooze'n'snooze 

To masturbate and then fall asleep

Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.

ooze'n'snooze by Alex Wilson January 9, 2008

Jerk N Snooze 

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.

When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.

Jerk N Snooze by GangUVHoes February 27, 2011

Fox Snooze 

Fox News Channel.

It's called Fox Snooze cuz their anchors are asleep at the wheel.

Fox Snooze by Scalcar March 9, 2009

snooze control 

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.

Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning

snooze control by VHosey December 12, 2008

snooze 

To take a nap, typically during the daytime hours. Usually short in length, and used to rest up before an actvity.

"I am going to take a snooze for a minute. Wake me when it's time to leave."

snooze by Jakesie December 28, 2005

snooze pumper 

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

snooze pumper by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018