snarketing 

1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'

2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.

I used to drink disarrono until their new pretentious snarketing came out.

snarketing by darekbell January 20, 2008

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

the Snakening by flyingz January 31, 2020

snackling 

pretty much the most amazing word in the world. It even has a specific day now. meaning basically anything optimistic. can be adopted to describe more things, eg.snackly, snackle ect.

why maxi, you're looking oh so snacklicious this morning.

me."and how might you be on this fine snackly day?"
him."snackling is not a word"
me."fuckyou"



HAPPY SNACKLING DAY.

snackling by marmite. December 17, 2008

Stalkering 

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.

Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"

Stalkering by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011

Snickering like a fucking bobcat. 

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

Snickering like a fucking bobcat. by Jindurr January 25, 2018

Snacking At A Buffet 

Not using something to it's full potential

1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet

Snacking At A Buffet by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011

Shower Snacking 

While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.

Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"

Shower Snacking by Anarcee October 8, 2011