fart smucker 

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

fart smucker by Grue December 14, 2003

g-smucker 

Someone who illicitly or illegally acquires entertainment (ie. music, movies, video games) for free.

Person 1: Dude, you got 1000 songs, 20 new movies, and 3 new videos this weekend only?
Person 2: Yeah, all for free
Person 2: Oh yeah, I forgot you were a g-smucker.

g-smucker by Hakix September 25, 2011

The Smucker 

When a female preferably a colored person with large lips smithers them in smuckers grape jelly and proceeds to give felatio to a pulsating stiffy

I was feeling mighty hard last night so I had tequana dip her plump ass lips in dat smuckers and I got the smucker from her

The Smucker by Aaron mcsaucenheimer October 15, 2011

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

pud smucker by Duderanch81 May 7, 2015

abigail smucker 

a white womans bitch

that abigail smucker sure is that white womans bitch

abigail smucker by beki treadway October 28, 2020

abigail smucker 

a white womans bitch

that abigail smucker sure is karen’s little bitch

abigail smucker by beki treadway October 28, 2020

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015