smoking 

Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.

Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.

smoking by Love Apple July 18, 2008

smoking 

Expensive.

A good way to support your government, big business, and anti-smoking leach groups filled with neurotic assholes.

No... seriously.

Smoking finances people you care nothing about-- or worse, actively hate.

The sooner we stop giving the anti-smokers a reason to live, the sooner they can get back to listening to green day and cutting themselves.

And the sooner we cut the government's life-line, the sooner we can get the revolution going when they decide to bring back prohibition.

smoking by Squirrel Man the Great September 29, 2009

smoking 

it supposedly causes cancer and fertiality problems and blah blah blah.

Lets face it non smoker's die more than smokers.

Why

Coz there are more non smoker's than smokers and non smokers die all the time.

Therefore smoking is good for your health.

This pro-smoking was brought to you by Benson&Hedges.

The finer way to smoke.

smoking by Sharpy69 December 11, 2006

Smoking 

Critized by many for ruining your health. Smoking is one of the rarest thing in life that make you cool!
It's simple - Smoking is cool!

It emphasized on your bad-assness, increases your coolness, toughness, dangerousness. Also strongly aclaimed for it's purpose of being a pussy magnet. Smoking reduces stress, fills your body with a very healthy necotine drug.

**Smoking is a very powerful social tool. With a cigarette in your hand you can talk to almost anyone without being shy about it!!***

My god you're so cool with that cigarette, smoking!!

Smoking by Baconrobocop October 9, 2008

smoking 

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

smoking by Joe Smith 2 August 12, 2007

Smoking 

Smoking kills.. but dmn .. it feels good

Smoking.

Smoking by Djesse June 18, 2019

smoking 

A really attractive girl is sometimes said to be "smoking" or "smoking hot". It is one of the best compliments you can give a girl, telling her that she is extremely attractive.

I want to introduce you to my sister. Is she hot? Are you kidding? She's smoking!

smoking by Pro-Love Girl March 16, 2011