Smeat 

a combination of the measurement "smoot" and "meat." means thats awesome

Dude this is smeaty!

Smeat by The Smeatynator May 18, 2008

Smeat 

To smash and eat a girl out

Im about to smeat this hoe

Smeat by That little kid June 16, 2016

Smeat 

Small Meat

(Small Dick)

Ayy you know that boi jimmy ova there yea his girl said he gotta smeat.

Smeat by BigDickDeion December 14, 2019

Smeat 

Small Meat. When a guy has a smaller than average dick size

That guy has a Smeat😂😂

Smeat by Yeeeeeahawwwh September 11, 2020

Smeat 

Small meat

Did you see Johnny's nudes? He has a smeat

Smeat by MayoTheJar February 10, 2021

Smeat 

Small meat = small dick

Hey dad you have a smeat

Smeat by Isaiah093 insta September 25, 2021

smeat smut 

Figuratively, shitfucked up your ass by society and its derivatives.

smeat smut, fuck life.

smeat smut by 186 January 3, 2010