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Hoe Slinger 

A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.
"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"

"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"

"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"

"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."
Hoe Slinger by Fe Halez December 5, 2022

dope slinger 

A drug dealer, especially one who deals hard drugs, such as coke, meth, and heroin.
Did you hear? Some junkie shot two dope slingers on the corner of East 7th and A.
dope slinger by JaggedJesus December 6, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

Fart Slinger 

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.
Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
Fart Slinger by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014

pipe slinger 

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.
Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!
pipe slinger by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.