Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

Skype shitting by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010

Skype Sluts

The biggest known hoors on the Internet, they hang out on Skype sucking each other's dicks. These slores are fucking hypocrites - they are absolute cunts and will do/say cunty things. Unless it comes to one of their own. Famed also for butthurt ... or should that be cunthurt?

:'3

The Skype Sluts are jealous and lurk in hallways.

Skype Sluts by Slutapusssssssss January 25, 2009

skype shower 

The overly brief dowsing that does not clean, but instead only prepares face and hair for early morning video conference call.

"You smell awful. Didn't you shower this morning?"

"I had a video chat, so I only had time for a skype shower."

skype shower by TLWyo January 17, 2010

skype-sesh 

The act of smoking marijuana with another individual also smoking on the screen on skype.

Dude it was nice catching up with and smoking weed this was a fantastic "skype-sesh"!

skype-sesh by b-ham stoner December 10, 2009

Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.

I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.

Skype Showdown by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011

Skype Suit 

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down

"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"

Skype Suit by Aliquail September 4, 2018

Makeup Skype Sex 

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

Makeup Skype Sex by thetwombler February 19, 2011