Gage Shorter

A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.

"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."

Gage Shorter by Koncrete July 26, 2009

Nicholas Shorter 

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch

Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.

Nicholas Shorter by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018

cooler shorter bestfriend day 

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

cooler shorter bestfriend day by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym 

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

Kick anyone shorter than you day 

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024