You're shitting me 

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.

You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.

You're shitting me by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

quit shitting me out by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011

Fucking Shitting Me 

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

Fucking Shitting Me by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Are you shitting inside of me? 

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

Are you shitting inside of me? by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

you've got to be shittting me by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

Shittin me 

Phrase letting somebody know they lying

"Mann, that ho there is fine man!" said the nigga in the blue shirt. " Shittin me! that ho ain't got no ass!"

Shittin me by yUNG Sueve January 12, 2008

you shittin' me 

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

you shittin' me by Beccie May 3, 2003