Common Sense Media 

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.

13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.

Common Sense Media by Dubiks February 20, 2019

Sense8 

A netflix original show, all of season 1 came out on June 5th 2015. It's about 8 strangers around the world who are connected telepathically. They all have different stories lines and problems. It is a bit confusing but very interesting. Characters include are a transgender lesbian, an Icelandic DJ, a homicidal German, badass Korean woman that kicks ass, a closeted Mexican actor, SAYID FROM LOST and many more.
Warning you will probably question your existence after watching it and will get this goddamn song called What's Up stuck in your head.

Person: Should I watch Sense8?
Fangirl: OMFG YAS IT HAS HOMOSEXUALS, DIVERSITY AND HALF THE MAIN CAST ARE WOMAN!

Sense8 by tumblraf July 12, 2015

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Probably one of the weirdest manga ever penned by the Japanese. Written by the satirist Koji Kumeta, it tells the tale of one Kafuka Fuura, who discovers her teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki, under a sakura tree...

He is hanging by the neck in one of his many suicide attempts. She, being endlessly optimistic, thinks he is simply trying to make himself taller. Needless to say, this is where things get quite strange...and hilarious.

He teaches a class full of strangers, from the hikikomori, to a Disassociative Personality Disorder suffering transfer student, to a stalker, to a ridiculously OCD psychopath. And a normal girl.

The series does not take itself seriously at all, and is probably the darkest, strangest, and most disturbing comedies in existence.

AND I LOVE IT.

I'M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT SAYONARA ZETSUBOU SENSEI HAS ENDED HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! THERE'S NO HOPE! I'M GOING TO GO DIE!

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei by ARatherPoorDriver October 27, 2010

a sense of pride and accomplishment 

What you will feel when unlocking a character in an EA game.

Shit, it took 40 hours to get Darth Vader, but damn do i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

a sense of pride and accomplishment by UltimateN555 February 5, 2018

nigga senses

Feeling that sometime bad gone happen and that you might need to get out of there as soon as possible.

when a black person watches a scary movie, they nigga senses be tingling.
I was in a dark room all alone chillin, til my nigga senses told me that i might not be alone so i left.

nigga senses by ohyouthoughtuwassmart March 17, 2015

Cum to your senses

Occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. This is the moment immediately after ejaculation, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he's made/situation he's in, to which he had previously been blinded by lust. After one cums to their senses, they typically conclude that they don't want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.

-I told her I had to leave to teach Karate class, I didn't know what else to say!
-Well, way to cum to your senses.

Cum to your senses by The Tyrannical Tea-Bagger July 12, 2010

rusty sensei 

Someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area.

I yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.

rusty sensei by sbp1029 November 7, 2013