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Settle the Kettle 

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

settle down 

when ross is tring to sniff ur missus biffon,
you say "come on , settle down"
settle down by catzo lungo May 26, 2003

settle your shit 

settle your shit by viper2400 April 18, 2009

Settle the Kettle 

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
Settle the Kettle by Nackal919 August 25, 2011

settle gretel 

a saying to tell someone to shut up when talking. is very cool because it is rhyming. you can also use, chill bill, or, leave steve. these are all good options.
her: my life is over

me: settle gretel.
settle gretel by pheoebffsydjm June 23, 2017

settle your squid 

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.