Strategically Scratched 

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

Strategically Scratched by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

African Booty Scratcher 

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

African Booty Scratcher by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

on the scratcher 

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

on the scratcher by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

Scorched Earth Villain Era 

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.

Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!

Scorched Earth Villain Era by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023

Scorched earth 

At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.

she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.

Scorched earth by Mr Satans mistress May 14, 2015

scritchers 

another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.

also known as scritchums, scritchies

I gotta go down to the store to get me some scritchers!

scritchers by defense26 September 19, 2009

scotche

Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."

Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"

(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."

scotche by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009