beaver scootch 

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

beaver scootch by Jamoca May 5, 2003

war scootch 

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

war scootch by mika.chan January 25, 2008

poop scootch 

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

poop scootch by Marlo D December 17, 2021

bump n scootch

the act of picking a pocket

GIve 'em the old bump n scootch

bump n scootch by Def Bommy May 5, 2003

Scooch a mooch 

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009