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Ashley's Snapchat Score 

Ashley's Snapchat Score was 823123436231623642.

Obama's Bowling Score 

A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.
Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."

Scott’s rollin stone 

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.
It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures
Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever
peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson
“She’s a Peach Scone
peach scone by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"