Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

Schlumped by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

Sahleemed 

To leave or to be left on read for long periods of time.

I have been the Sahleemer and I have been Sahleemed. It's a never ending cycle.

Sahleemed by NatTats March 17, 2020

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

schlumped by K.iverson January 31, 2017

shiksa schlepper 

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

shiksa schlepper by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

schleep 

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

schleep by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004

Schleep 

When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep

When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.

Schleep by Riton October 10, 2018

Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.

She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.

Schlumped by seductivecow July 5, 2018