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scheisse film 

A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.
"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"

Scheisse-fest 

Scheisse-fest

A combination between the German for shit, and the English 'fest'. Basically it refers to a bad event in the day.
That double period of maths was a scheisse-fest.

Scheisse hause 

This phrase is used by stupid middle school children to giggle that they " said a cuss word hehehe..." in school.
The direct translation is shit house in German.
Keep in mind these kids just scream this and giggle in the middle of the hall.
Scheisse hause! Hehehe, I said a cuss word guys hehehe.
Scheisse hause by I'm Cool Cat October 19, 2017

Scheisse Kolpf 

Scheisse Kolpf by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007

Heilige Scheisse 

When I recognized my best friend's hypocrisy, the only thing I could say was Heilige Scheisse

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.
I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!
German Scheisse Video by keger26 December 18, 2011