Stuttering Stench 

Stuttering stench refers to the morning after a heavy night on the sauce.....
Stuttering is when you are hanging so bad that you can't even string a sentence together, just a stuttering of rambling bullshit.... Stench is from the rancid farts caused by the intake of copious amounts of alcohol... alcohol removes bacteria from the inside walls of certain organs and when gas passes through your colon (shit passage) it picks up the loose bacteria and forces it out causing the most horrendous stench.... Also known as beer farts.

Person 1: "you were absolutely smashed last night"

Person 2: "I.... I.... I c..can't really r....remember anything" ***FART***

Person1: "For fuck sake! That stinks you stuttering stench!

Stuttering Stench by Lee Everette March 10, 2015

crystal shattering sex 

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

crystal shattering sex by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

thesis scatting 

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.

I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.

thesis scatting by tambully August 7, 2008

Scatting 

The non-shit-eating form

Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.

Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"

Scott: Hey i'm gonna listen to some Scat
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!

Scatting by Scatman Scott May 8, 2008

stuttering stanley 

One who stutters. Originally used for Cole's teacher Mr. Cunningham in The Sixth Sense.

-You talked funny when you went to school here. You talked funny all the way to high school!
--Who have you been s-speaking to?
-Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
--Stop it, you f-... freak!

stuttering stanley by CaptainSiberia July 7, 2010

scuttering fuck 

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

scuttering fuck by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

Shatnering 

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

Shatnering by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016