Roommate 

Someone who claims to be your friend, but once you move in with them "forgets" to pay you back for rent/electiric/cable/ethernet, bitches about dishes in the sink when they all belong to her, forces you to get rid of your cat by pretending they are allergic to it, destroys your furniture, pretends to be depressed to get attention, and generally freaks out about the stupidest things imaginable. ie: A roommate is a spoiled bitch who either can't or refuses to clean, and is used to mommy and daddy giving her everything.

me: Can you give me the electric check?
roommate: Uh yeah....(proceeds to never give you a check until you corner her in the kitchen.)
me: Can you move your stuff out of the living room?
Roommate: Uh yeah...(never moves shit, but bitches about how the room is messy)

Roommate by Want to kill her December 18, 2005

roommate 

a whore you live with that you go get a pregnancy test for, even though she has never done anything for you. and then you run into people you know while buying this pregnancy test. and she doesn't pay you back.

Roommate: Oh my gosh I think I'm pregnant.

You: Go get a pregnancy test.
Roommate: But my mom works across the street that the CVS is on. Will you go to CVS and buy it for me?
You (inner monologue): But you've never done anything for me...why should I?
You (out loud): Umm. Sure.

roommate by tooniceforyourowngood December 1, 2009

Roommate 

Another name for a boyfriend or girlfriend that you don't want to bring around your friends. Good enough to have sex with but not good enough to show off.

Your friend calls and asks, "what are you doing tonight?" , and you reply, " oh just playing cards with my roommate."

Roommate by Pickle-puss32 June 5, 2017

roommate 

When you do not want people realizing you're dating someone for personal reasons, you label the woman as a roommate and that both of you have never been intimate. Instead of just coming out with your relationship you make a convoluted web of lies and deciet to cover any evidence of a relationship.

Felix: No, dud adept is not my girlfriend she's my ROOMMATE

roommate by Dyerd_ September 2, 2020

Roommate 

jake and kenna. forever besties.

and they were roommates. oh my god they were roommates.

Roommate by guccipizzapasta September 8, 2020

roommate 

someone you live with who you thought would be a good friend. it turns out they they insult you into submission until you are crying in your closet for 3 hours a day, to scared to come out due to fear of more insults.

example: your a crappy roommate you flaming stag, why dont you go take a nap... in the bottem of a bath tub. you useless sack of sh*t.

roommate by ~dan!_ September 24, 2008

Roommate 

jake and kenna. forever besties.💕

and they were roommates. oh my god, they were roommates.

Roommate by guccipizzapasta September 8, 2020