rock hard boner 

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

rock hard boner by CFCB7 July 1, 2014

Rock hard chest 

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

Rock hard chest by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

im rock hard 

WHEN YO DICK HARD

Hey Bitch Im Rock Hard

im rock hard by Kufan81 April 14, 2022

Dwayne rock hard johnson 

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white

Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?

Dwayne rock hard johnson by Vector X3 November 7, 2020

real good, real hot, rock hard 

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

real good, real hot, rock hard by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009

I need rock hard dick 

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

I need rock hard dick by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard by jerilds April 25, 2024