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Robber Mint 

WOW you're such a robber mint one more time please
Robber Mint by Jacock November 22, 2021

the robber 

from what I have been told; you bust into your own house with a ski mask or a stocking brandishing a knife, gun, club or any blunt object and throw your wife, girfirend or female friends onto bed, floor, or furniture. Rip their clothing off and have sex with them. Never revealing your identity until after the action is finished.
To friend: My wife called the cops after I pulled "the robber" on her.
the robber by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

cradle robber 

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
cradle robber by mike xie February 10, 2007

dairy robber 

A man that repeatedly sleeps with a woman and doesn't give her commitment. also a person that that likes to say "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Girl 1: She said that all he does is have sex with her and doesn't want to date her.
Girl 2: Yea that's a dairy robber for ya.
dairy robber by Milk Maid May 6, 2008

Gadianton Robber 

A "Latter-Day" version of Al-Qaeda; bad guys; arch-enemies of bloggers who work for the state of Utah and write about nature.
One day, a man investigating taxpayer fraud found a state bureaucrat who was comparing Gadianton Robbers to Al-Qaeda.
Gadianton Robber by Brock Billings December 25, 2009

cradle robber 

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.
Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.
cradle robber by B-Raff June 1, 2006