Ritz 

Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy

Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles

Ritz by Arizona boys March 15, 2020

Ritz 

Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
Misfortune
Disaster
Calamity
Catastrophe

I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?

Ritz by MikeTheMush April 6, 2005

ritz 

Slang for a person of mixed Asian and European backgrounds, named after the snack cracker: the yellow color is based on Asian skin tones, and the cracker part refers to whites.

Man, I love Pat and Jenny. They're such ritzes.

ritz by Woadie McChoaderson December 19, 2002

Ritz 

Name for a kid named David Curly who thinks he is black. Hence the name Ritz like the cracker. He has no white people clothes and thinks he can "bust cap" on all us white people. See also wigger or wankster.

"Yo man look at my new all black NY Yankees hat!"
"You stupid Ritz!!!"

Ritz by A Kid April 1, 2005

Ritz 

Boys that are fresh as fuck

Damn those boys are ritz they look fresh

Ritz by Ritz gang February 25, 2020

ritz 

A kid kind of like a toned-down scene kid. Not as obsessed with "dinosawrz" or Hello Kitty, but still pretty sceney. They typically wear skin-tight white jeans or white denim skirts, but sometimes they'll wear tight light blue jeans or skirts.
Any shirt from Wet Seal is acceptable "ritz" wear.
Their hair's not as dramatic as the scene kids, either. It's either brunette with blonde highlights or all blonde. It HAS TO be chin to shoulder-long and straightened with side bangs that almost fall over their eyes, but not quite yet.
The boys don't wear make-up, but they will use as many hair products they need to keep their hair perfect.
For shoes, anything Converse or ballet flats is good. For Converse, they have to be doodled on and look a thousand years old or you'll be called a poser.

Oh my god, that ritz kid looks so weird today. I mean, who wears white jeans?

ritz by Ella Waver June 17, 2007

Ritz 

A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.

God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!

Ritz by A Legitimate Dictionary January 12, 2009