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Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Retarded Nigger 

A nigger that is retarded .
That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .

pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

Retarded asshole 

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.
"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

Retardedly strong 

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.
Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.
Retardedly strong by #1ABF April 5, 2020

Retarded High 

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.
That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!
Retarded High by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010