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Resting cunt face 

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.

resting bitch face 

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.
"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

resting ho face 

Wow Daniel has a bad case of resting ho face.
resting ho face by AKKPANO June 9, 2016

Resting Fart Face

When someones relaxed face looks like they just smelled a fart.
I saw sally today, you ever notice she always looks like she just smelled a fart? she has a resting fart face.
Resting Fart Face by AngDevilo November 22, 2017

Resting Stoner Face 

The appearance of being under the influence of marijuana at all times, even when not high. Often happens to people who smoke too often.
Person 1: "is Todd stoned right now?"
Person 2: "No he just has a resting stoner face"
Person 1: "Oh gotcha"

resting nice face 

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'
"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"