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Redding,CT 

Regardless of the other definitions of the town of Redding in Connecticut, it really isn't much different or worse than any other suburban town in the United States. Sure, we are probably wealthier than many other towns, but behavior and people wise, we're nothing out of the ordinary.

Redding is a town in Connecticut's Fairfield County.

Sports play a big role in Redding. The students do have a lot of school spirit, but what's wrong with that? Joel Barlow High School has relatively high scores on standardized test as well. Yes, and there are also the kids who drink and smoke, but honestly, what town doesn't have kids like that? Wherever you go, teens will always be experimenting with drugs and alcohol. The cops, however, don't really have much to do, so they will punish you severely for relatively minor infractions of the law. And contrary to popular beliefs, the schools in Redding aren't populated with only jocks and sluts. Sure, we have our fair share, but what school doesn't? There are also the sexually active kids, but not everyone loses their virginity at 14 or 15, like many people claim. And there are many people who make large salaries, but not everyone drives around in $70,000 cars and live in $4 million houses.

Redding is just like any other wealthy suburban town.
Redding,CT is a wealthy town in CT.
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Reddington

A unit of measurement, which measures how far an act gets you to getting laid.

1 Reddington means the action has directly lead to sex.
A few reddingtons can mean you are close (i.e. being only a few away), but negative Reddingtons means it has actually hurt your chances of having sex.
"So I thought helping this girl study for her midterms would just be a nice thing to do, apparently it was Reddington worthy."
"Really?"
"Yep, she fucked me"

"Hitting on this girl who already has a boyfriend was an awful idea."
"Go figure right? You're definitely in the negative Reddingtons now, and with all her friends she told too."
Reddington by StormyRain May 12, 2013
To be extremely hairy and gross.
I was watching a 70's porno flick and the chick had a full redding downstairs.

I saw this bum on the street and he was so redding he looked like a wookie.
Redding by genericman October 20, 2009

redvining 

The act of intertwining the penises of two (gay) men presumably during sex, similar to the two snakes on a caduceus or (as the name suggests) the twisted licorice in Red Vines.
"What is it called when two gay men intertwine their penises? Like the two snakes on the medical stick? Is it called redvining?" -Angela Martin from The Office (Season 9, Episode 8)
redvining by desidus December 5, 2012

reddinger 

1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.

2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.
1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.

2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"
reddinger by Carson December 30, 2004

down redditious

two redditors being down so bad they smile over minecraft mansions
balls and i are so down redditious on the vday server 💀
down redditious by SplashMountain24 February 28, 2021

sailor redding

“bruh Sailor redding is so hott” “I KNOW RIGHTT”
sailor redding by yojeager March 13, 2021