idiot tax rebate 

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.

Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.

idiot tax rebate by jwgrooves January 27, 2011

Parental Rebate 

The money you get from your parents for buying something on your own.

Adam: Eric, how much did those shoes cost?

Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.

Adam: SICK!

Parental Rebate by itzz pink August 15, 2009

Polynesian rebate

A shit.

I just trod in a Polynesian rebate.

Polynesian rebate by Zonal K November 28, 2019

match rebate 

The free dinners and gifts received from the dates obtained from online dating networks that in-turn negate your monthly enrollment fee with the network itself.

(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)

Ashley: So how was last night?
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.

match rebate by lp1136 July 14, 2010

gentleman's rebate 

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.

Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.

gentleman's rebate by Brandonn S.87 October 7, 2019

instant rebate 

masturbation a second time in quick succession, with no down time

That porn was such a good deal. I got an instant rebate.

instant rebate by bohut September 9, 2012

mast your rebate 

Derived from the word masturbate. It means to announce/publicize rebates/discounts on products/services in your shop/shopping malls/super markets in case of a sale or so.

Hey why don't you mast your rebate to your customers.

mast your rebate by cybahacker March 16, 2009