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Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020
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Quarantine and Chill 

In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...
Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x

Quarantine

Staying home and fucking away from everyone
Me at work: I was told that I was supposed to get two weeks of quarantine
Boss: Shut the hell up Bob and make me a sandwich!!
Quarantine by nbaerick March 22, 2020

Quarantine-Couture 

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.
Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

quarantine bae 

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened
Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

Crapper Quarantine 

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
Crapper Quarantine by Minuccp December 15, 2012

Quaranteam 

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.
My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam
Quaranteam by Faquat March 21, 2020