Punish the Porcelain 

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

Punish the Porcelain by Mike December 15, 2003

punish the boys 

Slapping your balls - typically during masturbation

I like to use my off hand to punish the boys while I masturbate.

punish the boys by DevilsOven April 2, 2022

punish yourself 

Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".

I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.

Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.

Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.

punish yourself by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007

punish fuck 

To fuck a woman in such a way as to hurt her by thrusting fast with force into the vagina or ass in response to some wrongdoing, while shouting at her.

"My girlfriend made-out with some dude, so I had to punish fuck her to teach her some respect."

punish fuck by ska_talon October 8, 2003

Punish your unit 

1. To masterbate furiously.
2. To beat your dick like it owes you money so as to pleasure yourself.
3. The act of jacking off

"That slut from the strip club got me all worked up Brochacho. What am gonna do with this massive boner bulging in my pants?"

"Dude, you should go home and punish your unit then Bromio."

Punish your unit by anuhak gib eht June 16, 2009

Punish the toilet 

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

Punish the toilet by Your mom April 28, 2004

punish that junk

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.

When you gonna punish that junk?

punish that junk by Gillermo June 16, 2006