baby puncher 

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

baby puncher by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010

Bustle Punching 

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.

George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.

Bustle Punching by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

muffin puncher 

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

muffin puncher by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

belly punching 

An act of punching a female stomach. It's also well known as a fetish, a branch of ryona.

I love belly punching. I wanna punch that girl in the stomach so bad, it makes be jizz so hard.

belly punching by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013

Punchin' Cones 

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.

<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay

Punchin' Cones by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009

punching 

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

punching by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 23, 2006

Punching 

If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating

- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.

Punching by Sugamamaaa__ January 29, 2021