Projectile boredom 

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

Projectile boredom by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

projectile vomited 

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them

- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"

projectile vomited by bobefet November 7, 2008

Projectile Vomiting 

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.

I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

Projectile Vomiting by frostystevens January 19, 2011

Erectile Projectile 

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.

-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-

Erectile Projectile by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010

projectile vomit 

When one vomits with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth. Must be performed with the head facing forward for best results.

Man, I was so drunk last night, I projectile vomited from my couch clear across the room and hit the wall!

projectile vomit by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008

erectile projectile 

A load of semen that a man shoots.

My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(

erectile projectile by weluvb0g February 3, 2004

projectile defecating 

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

projectile defecating by Moby Doug August 10, 2009