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Icenhower Power Shower 

Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.
Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!

Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair

Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts
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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

detroit power shower

The art of showering with your woman and gently (but stealthly) pissing on her while bathing, keeping concealed the fact that she is actually beinng pissed on ...as opposed to enjoying the pleasure of a warm shower, just more so a shower of piss from the waist down.
Hey honey...I hope you had a nice shower...(didn't tell ya you just received a Detroit POWER SHOWER.
detroit power shower by bdktubs February 22, 2008

white power shower 

when a chick is giving you head cum on her face and yell WHITE POWER!!
i gave her a soaking "white power shower"
white power shower by jrj5784 February 15, 2010

Shower Power 

the rush and good feeling you get when ur gross, then you take a shower and get all clean smellin and good looking, then you got that shower power
brad: oh my gaw girl. you look good.

girl: ew, you smell gross and look grungey.

brad: damn, i'm gonna go home and take a shower power.
Shower Power by cHiNcHeCk August 14, 2010

shower power 

The act of masturbating in the shower.
I hear he does shower power every day.
shower power by ShowerPowerer April 7, 2009

shower power 

when someone feels the need to sing as loud as they can while in the shower
*guy* oh my god my neighbor is so annoying when they take showers.

*guy's friend* why?

*guy* they get shower power
shower power by maddiejoy14 February 5, 2009