Potthead 

An individual who is extremely infatuated with the Harry Potter series. Fans of the movies alone don't count. The difference between a mere fan and a Potthead is the difference between having read all of the books and having worn round glasses and a fake scar to not only the premiere of the movies, but the release date of the books.

A: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I can't wait for the seventh book! I've already read Half-Blood Prince twelve times and -- *gasp* Do you think Jo's going to kill Harry just to be spiteful?? *cries*.

B: Jesus Christ, you're such a Potthead.

Potthead by Joanna S. October 6, 2006

Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

Potato Head Pile Driver 

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

Potato Head Pile Driver by sara's diary October 23, 2012

Mr potato head 

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.

I love Mr potato head

Mr potato head by Me donation January 4, 2021

Potato Head

a legitimate idiot. this person is a complete fatty that is a straight up unco at everything and can not do anything right.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.

My brother is a potato head.

Potato Head by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets March 25, 2019

Potato head

One who is doesn't care to think things through or plan ahead.
A vacuous individual, a mental couch potato.

What a potato head, he didn't even bother to check and see if there was enough gas in the car before we left.

Potato head by Panthera Atrox March 4, 2011

potatoed 

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

potatoed by Hannah R June 1, 2005