Ponce

A guy who dresses polished and fashionable. Always has his hair combed perfect.

Doug; Whos the new guy working at the club is he a fag or something?

Kyle; Nah fool that's Abel he's ponce.

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Ponce by Knightrook March 12, 2010

ponce

a man usually called ezequiel that is exceptionally gifted at football and getting injured. they have a strong hatred for thilo kehrer and nonce on every child on the planet. they are also have a strange gay relationship with a strange man that peers strangely into a strange doughnut van that sell strange doughnuts which taste dreadful and are showered in sugar.

that ponce is a nonce innit
the original ponce transcended all human restraints and ascended to godhood

ponce by imthestrangemanthatpeers August 28, 2021

Ponce

A ponce, is a male figure who lives off the earnings of a female figure. For example, the term originally means "a man who lives off of his prostitute's earnings." This term can be applied more normally to a man who doesn't have enough money to pay for himself, and then uses a female's money to help him get by.

You're such a ponce, dude.
There's some real poncely behavior going on here.
I'm going to need to be a ponce today.

Ponce by Poncely November 25, 2007

ponce

a pedantic idiot

you ponce!

ponce by daf9 April 16, 2003

ponce

a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)

boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"

ponce by <3ponces July 10, 2010

Ponce

Someone who is creepy in a posh way OR someone who is just plain retarded.

Hey, look at that creepy posh guy standing over there wearing the polo shirt and the leather shoes. He's totally a ponce.

Ponce by Gleeklover July 11, 2011

Ponce

A male individual who exudes a metrosexual appearance, but who would most certainly be able to beat the shit out of anyone who referred to him as "metro". Can probably be seen in the company of 2-5 very gorgeous women at any time*, but most likely when "cruising" the town. A modern day Casanova. Drinks heartily, but not excessively. Has an automobile that although well-kept, and pricey, is not gaudy, or flashy. This individual exudes confidence, and said confidence would most likely get him into the prickliest of situations, as well as allow him to resolve any problem with a suave, smooth talking linguistic ability, and an oddly blunt charm.

*The word "ponce" was once considered British slang for someone who was a pimp.

Did you see how easily he convinced her to go home with him? He's such a ponce.

That guy is like the king of ponces, anything he wants, he gets.

Ponce by Sarahbin9 September 2, 2009